a non animal
i'm delora and all i do is cry over music andrew bird and anime tbh

i thought it was friday i just realized today was thursday


me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up


Title: Parade
Artist: Paprika
Played: 259285 times


let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

Why do customers do things like make me look through every shoe in the warehouse for a pair of nikes and then leave before I finish riddle me that



PING PONGS with limited palette

i havent stopped laughing at that post since i reblogged it my stomach hurts

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awate it that beakmunch his car
  • puuutting their in the while the sits in the their head in their hands
  • slathers them 
  • getting work done like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the head slatherer
  • one inexplicably bringing home an human head and refusing to put it down
  • them both of them going out to a park and getting recruits for the coming war
  • one sending the other torque so much they turn their phone off in the presence of the grand badboy
  • one giving the other their chitin and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like the oils

i think im more comfortable in my job now but like barely and if anything unexpected happens its truly devastating

i wear the same like 3 outfits to work i hope no ones noticed